Welcome to the DaveJac.net Journal. I’m your administrator, Tyrantus Bohunkus Maximus. YOU SHALL BOW BEFO…
Oh, wait, this isn’t about me. It’s about how Derek sucks and how DaveJac is who you really came to see.
Yeah.
Or something.
You just thought this was a gag, didn’t you? Well … you were wrong.
Okay, so you were right, but you’re also wrong.
Punk.
Okay, it’s time to shut up and let Dave take over.